Gold Medal

This entry was written by Haziq for Hussaini's eyes, and also to our most dear friends, only.

-Izreena.

hahahah..

sori, i dun have a blog, and im lazy to make 1.. =p

so i juz borrow my awek punya lah...

im not into this blog stuff..

and i never blog before..

but there will be a first time for everything..

thx alot bro ^^

ak really terkejut dapat that present from ang..

hahahaha....

damn im excited..

i never won a real gold medal before..

and im feeling very lucky to have it dari ko..

bangga gila ah ak...

hahahah..

yg ada pn time kita pinjam gold medal orang and take a picture together..

gila ahh...

its almost 10 years since we become bro..

and i could remember every single thing..

hahahahhahahaha....

even time kita kena slalu hentam ngan pk hem, almost kena buang sekolah, kena bantai ngan mardis and pak ya, ponteng, fly, then keja skali, kelentong orang, then maen ngan cikgu smpai they pening ngan kita.. naek bukit kat uitm shah alam..

pusing2 merata.. then our great vacation.. which we are still doing it now..

kadang2 kita bukan buat apa2 pn..

hahahahhahaha...

tgk tv pn bleh jadi fun =p

waakakakkakaakak

even bila ak kat melaka, u at kelantan,

bile ak kat perlis u r at Brunei..

kita still cn squeez time for us to enjoy and have fun ^^

we dun need a bloodline to show that we a bro..

we got alot of fucking kicking ass damn elephant fart of memories

to back us up!!

damn ak still exited.. wakakakkaa..

and the word means alot to me..

thx do,

lepaih nih jumpa hg lagi kat bukit merah..

hahahahah..

time to hav fun again ^^

by Haziq.

Ritual at almost midnight

On Thursday, 24th December 2009, I went to Mutiara Damansara at night.

Sebab agak bosan dan rasa macam nak cari pasal maka pergi ke situ and ingatkan ada snow macam yang I missed masa dengan Hazirah

But turn out a not-so-right decision to go there, since I went with my friend, then the traffic was really crazy. Jammed road, the road to The Curve. Jammed right from One Utama and all the way to The Curve and allover Mutiara Damansara.

Wtf lah right.

But we manage to park inside Ikea. It was already 10pm at that time so parking space was not a headache as always.

Then we walk from Ikea, went through The Curve and to the center, near the fountain at Laundry.

Babi weh the people are so packed, sumpah ramai gila so I thought maybe they will have snow stuff at 12pm. We planned to snack on ice cream first and lepak around the area but McDonalds eCurve was penuh manusia macam iklan Milo (the sumo people trying to sumbat themselves into a car) so I guess McD is going to explode, so my friend and I went upstairs to Cineplexes's toilet because he really need to pee.

We thought about watching Storm Warriors there at 12am since it was full house for every other movie there, but in the end we end up at Mamak at SS14 eating cheese nan and ayam tandoori and roti tisu and roti sardin and 3 glasses of teh o ais.

Yeah, those are food for two.

Selera lembu.

It was 1130pm when we arrived at the mamak, and the CIMB atm at the bank there is still open, so I was like "Weh jom nak kita try kot-kot ada duit banyak dalam atm"

So we went inside,

I shoved in my card into the card slot, and while the atm read it,

my friend and I did a little dance, forgetting the cctv

It sounded something like..

"Oh dewa duit penjaga duit ptptn cepatlah masukkk"

"Masuklah masuklah"

And then I checked my balance, the atm displays

RM 2631.57

So then we did another dance ritual as to show our thankfulness around the atm.

If someone happened to rompak the atm that night,

our dance will be in the cctv

probably in youtube too

wah.

Anyways. I slept on the first, semester-start Monday.

The 'gangster' lah kot

I have a Chinese friend, (I had a lot of friends la lancau. I'm gonna talk about this particular one only la) we were in the same class when I was in form 1 at SMK USJ 12, class 1 Browser. During those days, the school had computer-techy names for classes, as in Pentium, Cyberlink, Winzip, Lycos and so on.

I was in 1 Browser. 2 Pentium (lupa, bleh?) Form 3 pun lupa class apa. Form 4 pun lupa.

Weird, but I think the names still remain until now kot.

So this friend, when I met him in form 1, he was a normal, a bit geeky looking guy, a bit fatty, VERY FUNNY, always laughing like crazy, and always talk to me in Malay.

A few months ago he found me through Facebook, and somehow a few days ago I found out his blog, and there are a few pictures of him, here and there.

The first thing that comes into my mind when I first saw his photos was

Perh. Gile apek ni. With hair-swept-back, arms-on-balcony-fence, nose-up face, this guy actually looks like one of those gangsters dalam cerita Sepet.

Then tetiba teringat him in our school uniform. Wtf. With school necktie. Wtf.

Damn. I miss school. Hehe.

I wish I had finished my school there, in Subang Jaya.

General Transaction Error

Aah, kalu bukak CIMB Clik pada masa tertentu

contohnya nak dekat tengah malam dan beberapa minit selepas tengah malam

akan dapat message tu

General Transaction Error

sebab system cimbclick tengah mengupdate.

memandangkan ada khabar berita makhluk mahasiswa UTM telah mendapat duit PTPTN mereka,

maka saya telah juga mengaccess cimbclik untuk beberapa hari

kot-kot lah.

kot-kot je lah.

Walaupun kita semua tahu the fact UTM bukak 2 minggu lebih awal dari U lain, maka ada sebab untuk mereka mendapat duit rakyat (bodo sungguh sapa yang cakap ni dekat aku, apalah guna duit kerajaan untuk berjoli. Aku kena bayar balik siap tax lagi duit aku pinjam ni, bodo. Lantak aku lah nak joli pun, duit aku jugak) lebih awal.

Tadi saya check cimbclick saya, pukul 9 pm.

General Transaction Error

saya dah berdebaran, bertebaran.

weird jugak kan, timing macam tu.

tadi pukul 1.22am saya check lagi.

Dia tulih :

Account Balance RM 11.57

Hikayat PASUM 07/08 *Part 3

Edisi : MidValley Megamall.

Kerana satu-satunya place of interest pada hari Sabtu / Ahad untuk watch movie.

Yalah masa tu diorang mana tahu lagi Pavilion tu apabenda.

Tanya The Gardens pun diorang ingat Taman Negara.

kehkeh.

Maka berduyun-duyunlah kanak-kanak pasum pergi membondong ke GSC MidValley.

Yang elaun masih ada naik taxi berjemaah.

Yang elaun masih ada tapi simpan, mak ayah kasik duit, naik taxi sengsorang.

Yang elaun ade sikit-sikit, naik rapidkl

Yang takde dah elaun, duk buat tutorial kat bilik. WAHAHAHAHAHA

Then tak habis-habis muka sama je kat Midvalley.

Yang beratur kat gsc pukul 1130 pagi, line pusing-pusing siap pusing balik lubang bulat kat tengah and panjang pusing lagi sampai Carls Jr tu pun muka sama ja.

Maka berlaku adegan hulur-menghulur untuk membeli tiket.

Disebabkan itu maka seluruh hall yang menayangkan cerita Transformers (read:yang pertama) itu juga dipenuhi kanak-kanak pasum juga.

Begitu juga dengan foodcourt.

Juga McDonalds.

ada sikit-sikit Kfc.

Bukan Starbucks dan Dome.

Dekat Carrefour pun manusia yang sama juga membeli ExamPad.

Dan tiada lain melainkan perempuan-perempuan dan perempuan di dalam badan lelaki yang bergosip mengenai dengan siapakah siapa keluar bersama.

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Ada suatu hari, tahun ini, 2009.

Aku pergi ke GSC Midvalley nak tengok menatang hapa dah, tak ingat.

Ada dua kanak-kanak comel di hadapan, aku syak warga pasum.

kerana aku terdengar perbualan mereka yang sungguh pasum.

"ey, awak dah belajar dah bab Taylor series" kata si perempuan

"err. belum." kata si lelaki *sambil buat-buat tak nampak si perempuan yang pendek dan melihat ke arah skrin gsc

"ala, yang mcm maclaurin, awak ingat tak, yang ...................." si perempuan mula mengajar.

Aiseh..

nak katanya, panjang sangat beratur gsc midvalley pada hujung minggu sampai sempat belajar the whole pre-university mathematics.

kikiki.

Yealah, aku tengah cuba tak sarcastic lah ni. Sheeshh.